by Gunner Vance | Sep 8, 2026 | Reptiles
I do not keep a bearded dragon, and the bearded dragon tank is still the thing people ask me about most. The one reptile in my house is a desert tortoise who walked into our yard here in Henderson, Nevada and decided he lived with us. Everything I learned housing him,...
by Gunner Vance | Sep 8, 2026 | Reptiles
I have kept a tortoise enclosure in my house in Henderson, Nevada, ever since a desert tortoise walked into our yard and decided he lived there. That was years ago. He is still here. This page is eleven enclosures ranked for one job: keeping a tortoise somewhere he...
by Gunner Vance | Sep 8, 2026 | Small Pets
I do not keep ferrets. I want that said in the first line, because a ferret cage is one of the few pieces of pet gear where pretending would get somebody’s animal hurt. What I do have is twenty years of looking at metal for a living. I spent those years as a...
by Gunner Vance | Sep 8, 2026 | Small Pets
A chinchilla cage is the one purchase in this hobby you do not get to be wrong about twice, because the animal lives in it around the clock. Straight up, so nobody has to guess: I do not keep chinchillas. I have a Mastiff, a group of barn cats, two rescue rabbits and...
by Gunner Vance | Sep 8, 2026 | Small Pets
A rat cage is decided by three numbers, and most listings only print one of them. Bar spacing, height, and how many full levels you actually get. Let me be straight with you before you read a word of this. I do not keep rats. I have kept a Mastiff, barn cats, two...